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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

09.06.2025 07:30

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Why am I attracted to older men?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?